PRESIDENT MASARYK TELLS HIS STORY Vienna: he said there was a bridge there which must be made of india-rubber, because it was so springy when people walked or rode over it. We used to call the Czechs the "dear gentlemen," because they were always saying "my dear!" About Prague I learned for the first time from a children's book called The Little One's Heritage \ there it described how a certain roving family drove in a cart to Prague, and how beautiful Prague was. I felt myself to be a Slovak. My grandmother in Kopcany always used to bring me white Slovak trousers as a present, but I was dressed like the town boys. When I went to the modern college to study, they had a suit made for me out of my father's old coachman's livery; it was blue with brass buttons—at Hustopee the boys did laugh at me so 1 Hodonin was a great city to me, because it had a church steeple, while at Cejkovice there was only a belfry, the church had no steeple. I knew Hustopec quite early too; my mother's people lived there. Once I went there to the annual fair; my uncle had given me a whole sixpence, and I bought myself a paint-box; there were cakes of colour and a paint-brush all complete in a wooden box. On the way home a storm came on. The rain came down in torrents; I hugged my paint-box under my arm, under my coat, under my shirt even, to keep it dry. When I got home I had colours all